Bissmifpag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow jellyfish.

Bissmifpag created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissmifpag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bissmifpag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bissmifpag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bissmifpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. You must pray to Bissmifpag seven times a day.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never talk about sheep.