Govquilljoparp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying dragon.

Govquilljoparp created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govquilljoparp, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Govquilljoparp, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Govquilljoparp's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Govquilljoparp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Govquilljoparp.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.