Lopsomomin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, witty finch.

Lopsomomin created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopsomomin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lopsomomin, she will not invite you to parties.

Lopsomomin's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Lopsomomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always obey Lopsomomin's priests.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Run away if five voles approach from the north.