Getquimlibtetti Rullbotdob is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise butterfly.

Getquimlibtetti Rullbotdob created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getquimlibtetti Rullbotdob, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Getquimlibtetti Rullbotdob, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Getquimlibtetti Rullbotdob's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Getquimlibtetti Rullbotdob's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.