Cadriplen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid ferret.

Cadriplen created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadriplen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cadriplen, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cadriplen's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cadriplen's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of gulls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must pray to Cadriplen four times a day.

5. Respect your elders.
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