Ratkomkim is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate lion.

Ratkomkim created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratkomkim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ratkomkim, it will send minions to preach to you.

Ratkomkim's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ratkomkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Ratkomkim must be the most important thing in your life.