Timzigdod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ill-tempered jackal.

Timzigdod created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Timzigdod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Timzigdod, it will turn you into a tree.

Timzigdod's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Timzigdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of pigs.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Timzigdod.