Yamjarngon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, selfish dryad.

Yamjarngon created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Yamjarngon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yamjarngon, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Yamjarngon's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Yamjarngon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never go into red rooms.