Hogrull is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless donkey.

Hogrull created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogrull, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hogrull, she will destroy your home planet.

Hogrull's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hogrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.