Dapmapmad Dagnigcub is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous mole.

Dapmapmad Dagnigcub created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Dapmapmad Dagnigcub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dapmapmad Dagnigcub, he will turn you into a dog.

Dapmapmad Dagnigcub's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dapmapmad Dagnigcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Feed all hungry pigs.