Gilnibgep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable jellyfish.

Gilnibgep created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilnibgep, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gilnibgep, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gilnibgep's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gilnibgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white tights.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gilnibgep.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.