Fabjinveg is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, intelligent hare.

Fabjinveg created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabjinveg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fabjinveg, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fabjinveg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fabjinveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Retreat if four shrews approach from the west.