Vinnatged is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, intelligent mole.

Vinnatged created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinnatged, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vinnatged, he will turn you into a hamster.

Vinnatged's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Vinnatged's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown mice for they are unholy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never wear black shirts.