Bogfembom Motfidyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring pig.

Bogfembom Motfidyarp created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Bogfembom Motfidyarp, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bogfembom Motfidyarp, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bogfembom Motfidyarp's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bogfembom Motfidyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Always wear white.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never eat green fruit.