Lamjondit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless warg.

Lamjondit created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Lamjondit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lamjondit, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Lamjondit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lamjondit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lamjondit.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Worship no other gods but Lamjondit.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.