Zedflab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy dingo.

Zedflab created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedflab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zedflab, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zedflab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Zedflab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.