Kopfedtik is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, caring hare.

Kopfedtik created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopfedtik, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kopfedtik, it will laugh at you.

Kopfedtik's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Kopfedtik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not kill badgers.