Dibdidhuncat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish dog.

Dibdidhuncat created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibdidhuncat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dibdidhuncat, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dibdidhuncat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dibdidhuncat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always obey Dibdidhuncat's priests.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never play with disobedient children.