Tarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong chinchilla.

Tarp created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Tarp, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tarp, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tarp's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Do not hurt dolphins.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about cell theory.