Jatbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow zebra.

Jatbiss created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatbiss, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jatbiss, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Jatbiss' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Jatbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never mention otters.