Bidbestfonvagmotlam is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, compassionate jellyfish.

Bidbestfonvagmotlam created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbestfonvagmotlam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bidbestfonvagmotlam, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bidbestfonvagmotlam's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bidbestfonvagmotlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the east.

5. Do not jump in public.