Bugbapcep is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy skunk.

Bugbapcep created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugbapcep, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugbapcep, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bugbapcep's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bugbapcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always obey Bugbapcep's priests.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not take Bugbapcep's name in vain.

5. Always wear black.