Ragladgabgepsidved is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured dove.

Ragladgabgepsidved created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Ragladgabgepsidved, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ragladgabgepsidved, she will jump up and down on your head.

Ragladgabgepsidved's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Ragladgabgepsidved's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ragladgabgepsidved first in all things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Ragladgabgepsidved loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Always obey Ragladgabgepsidved's priests.

5. Do not chop down trees.