Wonkikvab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, astonishing scorpion.

Wonkikvab created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wonkikvab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wonkikvab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wonkikvab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Wonkikvab's Holy Commandments

1. Wonkikvab loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Wonkikvab loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.