Himtettiwip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage jellyfish.

Himtettiwip created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Himtettiwip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himtettiwip, he will not care.

Himtettiwip's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Himtettiwip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the east.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Never feed gooseberries to dogs while wearing orange skirts.