Rutbugbell Gofbemfarzod is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, witty wyvern.

Rutbugbell Gofbemfarzod created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbugbell Gofbemfarzod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rutbugbell Gofbemfarzod, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rutbugbell Gofbemfarzod's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Rutbugbell Gofbemfarzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not take Rutbugbell Gofbemfarzod's name in vain.

5. Always take life seriously.