Wodnellad is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing
duck.
Wodnellad created an atom five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wodnellad, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Wodnellad, he will be mildly annoyed.
Wodnellad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Wodnellad's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt tapirs.
2. Never mention horses.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.