Hudmabort is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, selfish
tapir.
Hudmabort created the world seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hudmabort, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Hudmabort, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Hudmabort's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Hudmabort's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Feed all hungry bats.
3. Do not kill squirrels.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.