Cibhanven is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, moody cobra.

Cibhanven created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibhanven, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibhanven, it will send you a sign.

Cibhanven's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cibhanven's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never run near tapirs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Worship no other gods but Cibhanven.