Wadspagtar is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, capable raven.

Wadspagtar created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadspagtar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wadspagtar, it will turn you into a rat.

Wadspagtar's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wadspagtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck orange.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray immersed in water.