Wadspagtar is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, capable
raven.
Wadspagtar created bats four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wadspagtar, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Wadspagtar, it will turn you into a rat.
Wadspagtar's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Wadspagtar's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your neck orange.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Always pray immersed in water.