Kinbonklap Dutrawzoddin Tapbidafton
is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful
bat
.
Kinbonklap Dutrawzoddin Tapbidafton
created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.
If you believe in
Kinbonklap Dutrawzoddin Tapbidafton
, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Kinbonklap Dutrawzoddin Tapbidafton
, she will turn you into a slug.
Kinbonklap Dutrawzoddin Tapbidafton's
most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Kinbonklap Dutrawzoddin Tapbidafton's Holy Commandments
1. Always obey Kinbonklap Dutrawzoddin Tapbidafton's priests.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Put Kinbonklap Dutrawzoddin Tapbidafton first in all things.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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