Dabcitlist is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless octopus.

Dabcitlist created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabcitlist, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dabcitlist, she will destroy your home planet.

Dabcitlist's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dabcitlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.