Catwigmip is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate spider.

Catwigmip created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Catwigmip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Catwigmip, it will turn you into a duck.

Catwigmip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Catwigmip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Catwigmip on top of all buildings.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Never sing in the presence of turtles.