Cubtittab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring elephant.

Cubtittab created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubtittab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cubtittab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Cubtittab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cubtittab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Do not make images of living things.