Sitlatfad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, passionate armadillo.

Sitlatfad created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitlatfad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sitlatfad, it will strike you with lightening.

Sitlatfad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sitlatfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear violet stockings.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Always wear brown.