Ruttkopyat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid rat.

Ruttkopyat created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttkopyat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ruttkopyat, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ruttkopyat's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Ruttkopyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Always help ants.