Fadqueegcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless bear.

Fadqueegcuss created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadqueegcuss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fadqueegcuss, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fadqueegcuss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fadqueegcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Put Fadqueegcuss first in all things.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.