Funbatrenhat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying hyena.

Funbatrenhat created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funbatrenhat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Funbatrenhat, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Funbatrenhat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Funbatrenhat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Funbatrenhat.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always look after injured otters.