Fabsableg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, strong mouse.

Fabsableg created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabsableg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fabsableg, it will turn you into a tree.

Fabsableg's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fabsableg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always take life seriously.