Larnyatflig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful skunk.

Larnyatflig created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnyatflig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Larnyatflig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Larnyatflig's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Larnyatflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about great tits.