Yarwotcun is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid shrew.

Yarwotcun created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarwotcun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yarwotcun, it will curse you with boils.

Yarwotcun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yarwotcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. You must pray to Yarwotcun five times a day.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.