Dodbabfob is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous skunk.

Dodbabfob created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodbabfob, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dodbabfob, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dodbabfob's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dodbabfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Dodbabfob must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never skip in holy places.