Tagwikfud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent wyvern.

Tagwikfud created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagwikfud, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tagwikfud, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tagwikfud's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tagwikfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always obey Tagwikfud's priests.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Put Tagwikfud first in all things.

5. Tagwikfud loves capybaras, so they must be respected.