Godmipzotpag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish bird.

Godmipzotpag created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godmipzotpag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Godmipzotpag, he will turn you into a rat.

Godmipzotpag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Godmipzotpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Run away from fawn tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Godmipzotpag loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.