Zagbidgut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy jellyfish.

Zagbidgut created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagbidgut, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zagbidgut, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zagbidgut's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Zagbidgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away if five turtles approach from the north.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not eat grapes.