Batgunhat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless hydra.

Batgunhat created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batgunhat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Batgunhat, she will try to impress you with trees.

Batgunhat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Batgunhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never feed garlic to geese while wearing brown rings.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.