Ontgudton is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic yak.

Ontgudton created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ontgudton, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ontgudton, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ontgudton's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ontgudton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Put Ontgudton first in all things.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.