Vanbopyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise giraffe.

Vanbopyarl created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanbopyarl, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vanbopyarl, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vanbopyarl's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vanbopyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Put Vanbopyarl first in all things.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.