Nibkabquathantigbam is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, witless wombat.

Nibkabquathantigbam created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibkabquathantigbam, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nibkabquathantigbam, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nibkabquathantigbam's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nibkabquathantigbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.