Kopwapget is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating chinchilla.

Kopwapget created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopwapget, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kopwapget, it will ignore you.

Kopwapget's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Kopwapget's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Do not shave your head.